2010 Philippine Presidential Election

Up until the eve of May 10, 2010, I was campaigning against Noynoy and liked “Ayaw kong maging Presidente si Benigno “Noynoy” S. Aquino III!!!” in Facebook. But when the partial results came out, I immediately looked for another group to like, “Anong parte ba ng “NINAKAWAN TAYO NI ERAP” ang hindi ninyo maintindihan?” Up until now, I am praying to God that if he doesn’t want to reconfigure the CF cards to make Bayani win, (Oo Lord si Bayani. Hihiling na lang ako ng milagro, lulubuslubusin ko na. Thank you! Close kami ni Santino Bro! Lolz jeJe! LabS u:-)) then at least give Erap amnesia like the one you gave him when he was about to vote for the vice-president.

For the the vice-presidency, as an avid fan of campaigning against Korina Sanchez, este, Liberal Party pala, I would have really wanted Mar Roxas to lose, but seeing Binay to be the next vice president with 80% of the results already in, bigla ako napa-like sa “Sige na nga! NOYNOY-MAR na! Wag lang ERAP-BINAY!!!” sa Facebook, habang nag-iisip kung kaninong superhero nakuha ni Chiz ang kanyang powers na mang-uto ng tao. Magpapatulong na nga ako kay Chiz manligaw.

Kung matalo man si Mar Roxas, sisiguraduhin niya na pagsisisihan ni Korina Sanchez ang pagkaway niya ng laban sign sa Tears for Fears concert.

On the other side of the news, the sure win senators have met and decided that they will do a remake of “Iyo Ang Batas, Akin Ang Katarungan”, “Katas ng Saudi”, “Yakapin Mo ako Lalaking Matapang”, and “Horsey-horsey: Tigidig-tigidig.” Huwag lang nila kalimutan na senador sila at kailangan nila pumasok sa senado paminsan-minsan.

All admired the early acceptance of Manny Villar’s defeat and you can see from his face when he said that his family was hurt the past weeks of campaign when everyone was throwing stones at them, that it was really heartfelt. Kasi nga naman bakit pag si Noynoy ang tinitira ay black propaganda pero pag si Villar ang tinitira ay ok lang. Dapat walang bias. Si Binay lang ang pwedeng tirahin ng black propaganda Ok?!

Pero Manny, sa pagtatapos nitong eleksyon na ito. Alam na namin na ikaw na ang tunay na mahirap!

(Courtesy of professionalheckler) Just to ensure Binay’s win for VP, he released a statement saying that he was informed of an ongoing cheating in Mindanao. My take: this is just to condition people’s minds that whenever Mar overtakes his lead, he can claim that the report of cheating in Mindanao is legit. Naku bahala kayo, basta hindi ko alam bakit mas pinili pa ng mga kababayan ko na bumoto sa isang lalaking may kabit (with disclaimer) at ganito kapangit (no disclaimer).

For this election, I have only one conclusion. Hindi ko susundin si Quiboloy kapag binigyan niya ako ng mga numbers na tatayaan ko sa Lotto.

Kahapon mas trending pa si Christian Bautista kaysa sa salitang halalan, at mas trending pa ngayon si Gibo at Gordon kaysa Noynoy at Binay. Pinapakita lang nito na huli na ang lahat para pag-isipan kung sino ang iboboto niyo dahil kahapon ang botohan. Duh?!! Ipinapakita rin ito na 80% ng populasyon natin ay walang facebook o twitter account. Ang statistics na yan ay last year, hindi ko na alam ngayon dahil matindi na ang pagkalat ng mga Jejemon sa cyberworld.

Breaking News: Kapapasok lang na balita kung bakit ayaw pa magconcede ni Bayani. Ayon sa partial and unofficial results ng PPCRV printed on Manila Bulletin yesterday, he has 4.3M votes. Hindi na naman daw siya umaasa na manalo, ayaw lang daw niyang mapunta ito sa isang aninong nag-anyong tao.

A message for Noynoy. Please wag kang mamamatay dahil si Binay ang papalit… (pero sana humabol si Mar). Get Gordon for DILG, Gibo for AFP, Bayani for MMDA, Perlas for DENR, JC Delos Reyes for BIR and Bureau of Customs, ERAP as card dealer at PAGCOR and Jamby for the Philippine Sports Association. You get the point. Oks? JejeJe. LaBzzz you aLL Powhzz!!11!1!

One comment

  1. Hi~ I found a Facebook games forum here:
    http://forums.letsmmo.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=104

    Let’s post your Facebook account here, and add more friends into your game!!

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